BINKY THE DOORMAT



From: Joshua J.B. Smith





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This is horror movie stuff.

the muffin is peach, you're 'makin' love'.

You mean this opera involves handcuffs?

I lay defeated.



Yeah, sour milk mouth, horseradish sweet.

she's a girl and she's loving me

but distance is my tendency.

I am defeated





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Have you lost your place?

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I wore my doormat face.

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I hung my this or that.

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I laid my welcome mat.





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If I'm your oyster, where's the war?

You leave me gasping, tattered and torn.

I know you can't find a fork.

I am just a little acorn.



Well, acorns grow to mighty trees.

You've got sauce, but you don't have knees.

Now look who's asking pretty please.

I lay defeated.





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Have you lost your place?

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I wore my doormat face.

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I hung my this or that.

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I laid my welcome mat.



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Call your bathroom friends around.

I will fake a little frown.

I will be your little clown,

easily defeated.



Yeah, shut the door and open wide.

seconal and astroglide.

fuck with me and traumatize.

don't you see I love your hide?



All the beauty that's trapped inside.

Can't you see I love your hide.

Can't you see I love your hide.

Can't you see it?





A5       C5        G5       Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 /

Have you lost your place?

A5        C5      G5

I wore my doormat face.

A5        C5       G5       Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 /

I hung my this or that.

A5        C5      G5

I laid my welcome mat.



A5       C5        G5       Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 /

Have you lost your place?

A5        C5      G5

I wore my doormat face.

A5        C5       G5       Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 /

I hung my this or that.

A5        C5      G5

I laid my welcome mat.