Tuning: Standard



/  slide up

 \  slide down

 h  hammer-on

 p  pull-off

 ~  vibrato

 +  harmonic

 x  Mute note





I'd just like to say this gig sucks, hey, up yours, Springfield



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intro:

e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

D|--6/7-7-7-7-7-7-7--6/7-7-7-7-7-7-7--6/7-7-7-7-7-7-7--6/7-7-7-7-7-7-7---|

A|--6/7-7-7-7-7-7-7--6/7-7-7-7-7-7-7--6/7-7-7-7-7-7-7--6/7-7-7-7-7-7-7---|

E|--4/5-5-5-5-5-5-5--4/5-5-5-5-5-5-5--4/5-5-5-5-5-5-5--4/5-5-5-5-5-5-5---|



Happy   birthday to you! happy birthday!

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Happy   birthday to you! happy birthday!

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Happy   birthdaaaayy    Burnsy

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Happy   birthdaay   to you!!!

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Go to hell you old bastard.